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Web 2.0 Suicide Machine

Who doesn’t love being on the latest social networking site?

That’s what I thought.

…but, if you are one of the millions that are on Facebook, Myspace, twitter, and wish you had never joined; don’t worry.  There is hope.

A friend of mine was going out for a job interview with a very important company.  Of course he had a profile on Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, and a few others.  Being worried about evidence of activities they wouldn’t like for obvious reasons he had to go through and scrape as much of his pictures, status updates, friends, etc that he could.  My friend spent a good day removing whatever he could find. Of course, this could have been easier..

The Web 2.0 Suicide Machine will take care of all the work for you.  The automated website / script will login to your accounts, remove all your friends, remove all status updates and tweets, and make your profile and information completely private and removed.  Basically, it kills your “social network” profiles.

If you watch South Park at all, you already know about this and probably wondered, “Hm…I wonder if it’s real” and I can assure you it is.  The only difference is you won’t be sucked into a Tron 2.0-like Facebook internet mall environment where everyone ignores you while you are transported by Facebook-Guards.

If you are wondering which episode of South Park this was featured on follow the link below to download the episode via ThePirateBay.

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5505157 – South Park : Episode 04, Season 14 :: “You have 0 Friends.”

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